candylad:

I don’t think I’ve ever given you guys a proper introduction: My name is Grace Marie Kircher. I’m 16 years old. I’m from Long Island, New York, but I now have the misfortune of living in the middle of nowhere. My life revolves around science, death, and understanding the truths of human nature and the universe. I’m a member of the Theosophical Society in America. I can lie better than anyone you’ll ever meet. But I rarely, if ever, do. I’m a dweeb. And I’m not talking video games and science fiction. I’m literally the biggest biology nerd in the world. I can talk for hours on end about flatworms, sponges, hydras, you name it. In a year and a half, I’ll be on my way to getting my mortuary science degree. I’ll be fixing up dead people until the day that I die. My hobbies include taxidermy, playing banjo, rabbitry, and collecting unusual antiques. I love old bluegrass. But my three favorite bands are Pavement, Cursive, and the Jesus Lizard. I speak decent German. I travel. A lot. I’ve ridden horses for most of my life. I’m insecure. I have a HUGE nose, short, curly brown hair, and I’m the furthest thing from being a stick. I love Bikram yoga, boxing, and hockey. I don’t eat ANY animal products. I don’t plan on getting married because I’ll never meet anyone who will be able to put up with my eclectic behavior. Or have the perfect beard. I love to listen to people. I’m a realist. And I complain. A lot. But as much as I complain, my life is fucking great. I’m living the life I want to live. I’m finally starting to realize how fantastic it is to be alive. And that’s the only thing that matters. I’m probably leaving a bunch of stuff out, but that’s about it.

marry me, Gracie?